" The Deliverance Song "
( C ) 2005
By Jason Z. Dehart
Every time I take my banjo from its case around somebody in my extended
family I hear the same old request:

"Play the ‘Deliverance’ song!"

My usual reaction? "Aaarrrggh!"

What the fuss is about, of course, is "Dueling Banjos." You know, where a
guitar and banjo play follow-the-leader. Whoever can keep up without getting
flustered and confused wins the duel (Why it’s given that name I’ll never
understand, because most versions I’ve heard are "duels" between two
different instruments).

The instrumental piece is prominently featured in the dark 1973 survival flick
"Deliverance," in which some business buddies from Atlanta go away for a
weekend of canoeing only to discover Ned Beatty can squeal like a female pig.
Mass backwoods nuttiness and mayhem ensues.

Early in the movie, arrogant city-slicker Ronny Cox challenges backwoods
albino hillbilly teen Billy Redden to "Dueling Banjos." A few minutes later Cox
walks away in defeat but gives the creepy youth credit for playing a "mean
banjo" (Interestingly enough, I read that the two actors never actually played
their respective instruments. They were coached in how to go through the
motions of playing but the actual soundtrack was recorded by two studio
musicians).

Since the movie came out in the early 1970s, most people have associated the
song with evil, sadistic, inhuman and downright mean characters. Oddly (and
strangely) enough, this doesn’t stop the song from being a pretty popular piece
today, thanks no doubt to the movie and to subsequent recordings.

By the way, it’s a good thing the movie was made back in the Less Enlightened
Times. Today it never would have made it to the silver screen because the
Creepy Deformed Retarded Albino Bumpkin Protection League would raise all
kinds of hell over Redden’s portrayal. (However, thanks to leftist/liberal movie
critics who love such crap, nobody in their highly-evolved, enlightened mind
would dare criticize the movie’s sodomy scenes because, of course, they are
highly stylized works of performance art metaphorically paralleling the White
Man’s rape of Nature.)


Oh, I’m sorry. Was I being insensisitive? Again?

At any rate. Despite its dubious celluoid characterization, I think "Dueling
Banjos" is the most recognizable song in bluegrass and folk music. I remember
plunking out its first few notes on my uncle’s old skinbox when I was way too
young to know about the movie that made it famous.

However, I don’t particularly care much for it anymore. For starters, I never
learned how to play bluegrass banjo adequately enough to do justice to the
tune. Secondly, it’s just about the biggest cliche` in all of folk music. It’s so
popular that it’s second nature for folks to associate the banjo instrument with
that particular song, and that song ONLY. That, I think, is what makes it so
damned annoying. A banjo player can play "Leather Britches" or "Cripple
Creek," but that’s not what the folks want to hear, now is it? What the public
really wants to hear is "Dueling Banjos." And the poor guy on the five-string
automatically becomes-- for a short period of time -- a menacing, albino idiot.
Aaarrrgh!

So do me a favor: Don’t ask. Don’t even think it. I beg of you. Please! Have
mercy on dis tahred ol’ body. I have a hard enough time convincing people I’m
not a freak as it is. Don’t make my life more difficult.

Oops. I think I hear my wife calling. Time to dye my hair white and put in my
Bubba Teeth. You know what song she wants to hear.
Jason
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